{"id":151,"date":"2007-09-08T07:00:46","date_gmt":"2007-09-08T06:00:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.spikesoft.ch\/?p=151"},"modified":"2007-09-08T07:00:46","modified_gmt":"2007-09-08T06:00:46","slug":"rions-avant-la-rentree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.spikesoft.ch\/?p=151","title":{"rendered":"Rions avant la rentr\u00e9e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them: &#8220;OK, you&#8217;ll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words: green, pink and yellow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>First, the Belgian says: &#8220;I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow  banana, a  green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Then, the German: &#8220;I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And the French : &#8220;I wake up in ze mornink, I hear ze phone: green&#8230;green&#8230;green&#8230; pink up ze phone and I say &#8220;Yellow?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Merci \u00e0 Matthieu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them: &#8220;OK, you&#8217;ll have to formulate a sentence with the 3 words: green, pink and yellow.&#8221; First, the Belgian &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.spikesoft.ch\/?p=151\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spikesoft.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spikesoft.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spikesoft.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spikesoft.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spikesoft.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.spikesoft.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.spikesoft.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spikesoft.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.spikesoft.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}